Bring Me the Heads of My Enemies Friday

It is becoming abundantly clear that I need a vacation. Until that miracle transpires, however, I bring you more MENACING ARTHROPODS.


Last Breaths by francis001

The Greatest Book Review of All Time

Ganked from hippoiathanatoi, who brought this slice of awesome to my attention.

In fact, I'm just going to quote him, too:
A review made of pure awesome. Marvel at a male author's most perverted, deranged fiction -- the sort he never really intended to publish, until those weird fans insisted that they'd buy it -- explained in jaw-dropping detail.

OH JOHN RINGO NO!
(I am totally gonna buy one of those t-shirts, too.)