Bring Me the Heads of My Enemies Friday

[xraytheenforcer]

It is becoming abundantly clear that I need a vacation. Until that miracle transpires, however, I bring you more MENACING ARTHROPODS.


Last Breaths by francis001

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[sacredwombat.livejournal.com]

That looks like something out of a Scientology movie.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Ha. It was commissioned by Wizards of the Coast for some online publication (at least, that's what I gleaned from the image caption).

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

Being the proper geek that I am, I spent most of my high school and college careers wasting my time playing Dungeons and Dragons. When I was 15 or so I thought that as a DM I really needed to invent some new, awesome monsters. I came up the the "lobotaur".

It was like a minotaur, you see, except it was part lobster, part man. It menaced people wandering by the seashore with its deadly pinchers and hard shell (it had an excellent armor class!).

It's awesome to see my vision finally come to life.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Dr. Zoidberg approves this chilling vision of things to come.

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

It's sexy in a sick sorta way. Or maybe I'm sorta sick to find it sexy. Whichever.

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there is some hentai demon out there that will look something like that. If that's your sort of thing. ;).

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

You are right and we'll say no more [laughs]

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

I cried as a child when the Beast turns back into a human. I am Weird like that.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

It's the carapace, yes?

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

No, the abs.

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

Actually, the carapace is droolworthy too.


come to think of it.

[goovery.livejournal.com]

I <3 your avatar. I *loved* the scene with these little guys in it and Chihiro jumping about to avoid stepping on them.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled anthropodophilia

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is probably my favourite avatar (out of 100)

[eefster.livejournal.com]

Big as a dinner plate, baby.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Soccer balls, baby.

[kalbear.livejournal.com]

"Ribbed for her pleasure"?

Eh, I got nuttin.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

LOL. "Knobbly Beast: Better than the Rabbit Pearl!"

[goovery.livejournal.com]

But look at his face. He's not in it for the action... he just wants to be luuuuved. C'mon. Sit him down and read him some Billy Collins and we'll all live happily ever after. Poor guy's just misunderstood (either that or I spent too much time yesterday on the story of "The Jewish Giant" - http://www.npr.org/about/press/990916.giant.html).

Oh, um... either that or you could go on a vacation. I highly recommend Seattle this time of year - no matter what weather you prefer, you'll get it inside the better part of a day just by standing still.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

He'd be right at home in the PNW.

[werthead.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who once fought a crab-like alien race called the Macra. Behold: It was a terror, apparently. And Target Books back in the early 1980s needed some better artists, apparently ;-)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Why does it have a sucking chest wound?

[werthead.livejournal.com]

Because that increases THE TERROR, obviously!

I was trying to find the bit from the legendary DR TERRIBLE'S HOUSE OF HORRBILE where our dashing Victorian hero, Nathan Blaze, is attacked by a giant crustacean. Sadly, it's not on YouTube :-(

[peadarog.livejournal.com]

Where can I buy one of these? No, scratch that. I don't have a big enough hammer to get at the meat.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

OK, I just LOLed. Hahahaha. NOM NOM NOM.

GARTHIM! KILL THE GELFLING!

[bassmike.livejournal.com]

[guppyur.livejournal.com]

This is basically the best post

[rudbekia.livejournal.com]

You know how to do a Friday post in style, lady.

Oh No

[limecat-lotn.livejournal.com]

OH JOHN RINGO NO!!! NOT THE ANTHROPODS!!!

Re: Oh No

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

you punk. :p