Holy Mother of (Swedish) Goats

[xraytheenforcer]

http://narwilliams.com/blog/2010/02/08/dolph-lundgrens-swedish-award-show-appearance-is-epic/

 

Lundgren could have just showed up, read the crappy jokes on the teleprompter, and lumbered off stage when he presented an award at The Melodifestivalen (The Festival of Melodies) — but no, no, no, no — he proceeded to blow my frakking mind instead. I’m ready to start replacing Chuck Norris with Dolph Lundgren on this list.

Behold: He sings Elvis. He dances. He takes a drum solo. He does karate. And he breaks giant slabs of frozen ice in half…

Skip forward to the 1-minute mark for maximum yuks. I for one welcome our new singing, dancing, drumming, crane-kicking Dolph-y overlords. I bet he could beat the shit out of Putin's Mighty Nipple Lasers. Now that's a cage-match I WANT to see!
 

Comments

[tenalpia.livejournal.com]

haha - that is awesome!

Wonder if Sly could upstage him?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I could actually watch something like that without losing control of my bowels.

[tenalpia.livejournal.com]

they could have a split stage - one side has Dolph in his tux using all the hi-tech gear and sly on the other side in sweaty old clothes with a bandana round his head using bits of rubbish... it could work!

[icemannorth.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

Just a small note concerning some factual errors in the blog you linked to, Melodifestivalen is not an award show, but rather the Swedish name for the Eurovision Song Contest. I believe the clip was from the first of the rounds to determine the Swedish entry to the international Final.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Ah! Thank you for the clarification.

You know, if I had to put Keep of Kalessin up against Dolph, I'm not sure who'd win...

And speaking of -- when is the next round of Eurovision qualifiers in Norway?

[icemannorth.livejournal.com]

Sad news, it was this past weekend. Keep of Kalessin ended up in 4th, so no Black Metal in the international final.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*seppuku*

[misunderstruck.livejournal.com]

I bet he could beat the shit out of Putin's Mighty Nipple Lasers. Now that's a cage-match I WANT to see!
I want to see it live or see Wolfgang and Kit collaborate on an animated version of the cage match.

[lonerhino.livejournal.com]

To borrow the words of Triumph the insult comic dog:

So many skills Dolph's making a bark at
does he dance? does he sing?
He doesn't know what to suck at!!

[kalbear.livejournal.com]

He also has a masters in chemical engineering and was accepted into MIT for his doctorate but stopped to pursue acting.

He speaks five languages fluently.

And he dated GRACE JONES.