Holy Mother of (Swedish) Goats

http://narwilliams.com/blog/2010/02/08/dolph-lundgrens-swedish-award-show-appearance-is-epic/

 

Lundgren could have just showed up, read the crappy jokes on the teleprompter, and lumbered off stage when he presented an award at The Melodifestivalen (The Festival of Melodies) — but no, no, no, no — he proceeded to blow my frakking mind instead. I’m ready to start replacing Chuck Norris with Dolph Lundgren on this list.

Behold: He sings Elvis. He dances. He takes a drum solo. He does karate. And he breaks giant slabs of frozen ice in half…

Skip forward to the 1-minute mark for maximum yuks. I for one welcome our new singing, dancing, drumming, crane-kicking Dolph-y overlords. I bet he could beat the shit out of Putin's Mighty Nipple Lasers. Now that's a cage-match I WANT to see!