Screw the Limited Diet

Food is so boring without spice and chile and garlic... :(

However, I have spent quality time with Doug and I was not a bitch all day! (I even helped my former intern move into her flat). I will admit to searching for elf porn. I...never mind. I just had to.

I almost had a pie floater for dinner. Instead, just got the pie to go and ate it in the park. Meat pies are one of man's greatest inventions, right alongside the double-bass drum.