Bank Holiday Weekend

Just biding my time until I can roll on out of here and get on with my 3-day weekend. I plan on spending quality time with Doug and not being a bitch. Some other stuff will probably get done (like pick up the dry-cleaning), but the first two items on my list are most important.

What I am NOT going to do:
Pay attention to the election. (Utter. Waste. Of. Time.)
Eat garlic. (I think raw garlic is what made me sick last weekend.)
Think negative thoughts about myself. (Does no good.)
Search for elf porn.