Bank Holiday Weekend

[xraytheenforcer]

Just biding my time until I can roll on out of here and get on with my 3-day weekend. I plan on spending quality time with Doug and not being a bitch. Some other stuff will probably get done (like pick up the dry-cleaning), but the first two items on my list are most important.

What I am NOT going to do:
Pay attention to the election. (Utter. Waste. Of. Time.)
Eat garlic. (I think raw garlic is what made me sick last weekend.)
Think negative thoughts about myself. (Does no good.)
Search for elf porn.

Comments

[guineaus.livejournal.com]

Have an awesome long weekend. Do the potato dance. That is what I will be doing.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

*ha* Now that sounds like a plan! Have a great weekend, M.

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

How about Dwarf porn?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Is that your side gig?

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

I wish!

[zakalwe7.livejournal.com]

Gnome porn links plz

[isis-newton.livejournal.com]

My lab manager reacts VERY violently to garlic. It is a proper pain in the arse for her when she eats out cos so many people lie/don't care what is in their food, and just go: 'sure, we can make it with no garlic' when it's already been made WITH garlic. Good luck avoiding it in the future!

Have an awesome long weekend. :)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

mercifully, it seems that only raw garlic is on the no-fly list. If it's cooked, it seems to be a-OK. I've also had to cut out anything with "heat" -- salsa, most curries, etc. Damn the stress for the hell it wreaked upon my stomach.

[after-nightfall.livejournal.com]

Why would you, of all fabulous people, want to think negative thoughts about yourself? You. Just. Rock. On. And relax properly during the long weekend!

Maybe take a look at vampire porn, now that you're garlic-less?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Maybe take a look at vampire porn, now that you're garlic-less?

Haha Well-played!!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I do not think there is any fear of that. ;-)

[addienfaemne.livejournal.com]

But... elf cock rulz! ;)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Indeed, it does rule. I just have to find some. I may have to cave and buy Merry Gentry novels. The horror.

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

So does not searching for elf porn indicate that you've already found elf porn? Because that's the only logical conclusion.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I plead the 5th.

I will admit to looking for the romance fiction section at Barnes and Noble today.

[cersei-caress.livejournal.com]

Raw garlic doesn't sit well with me either. Neither do the elections. Or negative thoughts. Elf porn search, though, could be okay.

Have a great weekend!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

A wonderful weekend to you (and the rest of the Glasgow crew) as well!

Elf cock FTW!

[luzisrighthand.livejournal.com]

I like slices of raw garlic on bread(+butter).

[fenryng.livejournal.com]

I was not aware that raw garlic could produce unfortunate results.

I love it with olive oil on really good bread.

My own digestive tract decided for me very early on that I can only have VERY limited quantities of red/green peppers, and the like.

Hope you and Doug have a relaxing weekend!

[ailiergauche.livejournal.com]

What's this about you being a bitch and being negative? If it's any consolation, I think you're pretty cool. I'm fairly certain Doug does as well. And several dozen other people. Things will be a'ight.

Oh, I finally saw some elf porn this week -- it was an all-masturbation movie called "Self."