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Elf Cock is not all it's cracked up to be
Aug. 27th, 2008 07:41 amAs in...there was none.
What a shambolic disappointment of a book. First, the promised elf porn never materialized. The closest anything gets to this is our plucky heroine stripping in public (twice) and squeezing herself in different places and breathing hard. Merlin wept! There are more graphic accounts of eros in a Judy Blume book. The rest of the book continued like a particularly shitty episode of Charmed and then ended on the lamest cliffhanger ever. That's right, kids. This book had no narrative arc to speak of. No, it just gets lopped off in the middle.
In all, a sad farce. Anyone have any recs for elf porn NOT written by Laurell K. Hamilton (I already know about the Merry Gentry novels)? This has become a mission.
What a shambolic disappointment of a book. First, the promised elf porn never materialized. The closest anything gets to this is our plucky heroine stripping in public (twice) and squeezing herself in different places and breathing hard. Merlin wept! There are more graphic accounts of eros in a Judy Blume book. The rest of the book continued like a particularly shitty episode of Charmed and then ended on the lamest cliffhanger ever. That's right, kids. This book had no narrative arc to speak of. No, it just gets lopped off in the middle.
In all, a sad farce. Anyone have any recs for elf porn NOT written by Laurell K. Hamilton (I already know about the Merry Gentry novels)? This has become a mission.
