Fuck you, Web 2.0, Bane of my existence

[xraytheenforcer]

Reader-generated content and, worse, comment streams on places like Gawker and *shudder* Youtube (current ultimate cesspit of the Internet), are an affront to my sensibilities, my humor and my seriously-compromised faith that humanity isn't, in fact, the mutant fruit of a union between hairless shit-flinging monkeys and braying chip-toothed jackasses.

Even the somewhat-enlightened sites are not free from idiocy.
In fact, in just the last 10 minutes I've learned (from the comments on a feminist blog) that sex isn't really sex if there isn't a cock involved. Right. You know, is it too motherfucking much to expect that women on a feminist blog might....just might! be able to shed the shackles of heterosexism when they're talking about someone else's sex life? Newsflash: Not everyone is straight, you ignorant turdpile.

I've also learned that "u r a fag," but we knew that already, didn't we? ;-)

Comments

[balefont.livejournal.com]

"Reader-generated content and, worse, comment streams on places like Gawker and *shudder* Youtube (current ultimate cesspit of the Internet), are an affront to my sensibilities, my humor and my seriously-compromised faith that humanity isn't, in fact, the mutant fruit of a union between hairless shit-flingling monkeys and braying chip-toothed jackasses."


Zactly. I get so scared when I read comments on the net - CNN user comments make baby Jesus cry. Makes me wanna crawl into a space deep inside my home and never come back out. Instead, I go hiking in the mountains to escape from it and I've yet to meet and talk to hiker I didn't like.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I need to take a walk right now!!

[rockstarwookie.livejournal.com]

It amazed me when I first took a gander at youtube comments.
Seriously, ultimate cesspit of the Internet is not an exaggeration).

These days, I've set it so that I only see comments rated +5 or above. It's a filter, and it really does work... I've yet to see a single one.
I did the same for slashdot back when I used to read it years ago and it was ahead of almost everywhere else with the comments thing.

As to the other... ignorant assholes with opinions and Internet connections. To add to your collection, this post from the "Ending the culture of fear thread", which actually transcends the boundary of ignorance and crosses right over into hilarity:

Tzanth: Same with the vast majority of other post 9/11 "security" procedures at airports. They only exist to scare people, nothing else.

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Doran Doran: Actually, the exist to protect the government from lawsuits. In a rational world, they could just shake down Arabs between 15-45 and let everybody else on with the pre-9/11 procedures, but I guess we all know what would happen then, don't we?

[knightofredempt.livejournal.com]

Seems perfectly logical to me....gibber, gibber, drool....sigh ;-(

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

you dribbled on yerself, KoR.

[knightofredempt.livejournal.com]

KoR wipes himself down. I can never make up my mind, there is an unbelievable amount of shite written on the interweb, but it reflects the unbelievable amount of shite spoken every day.
But without it we would never have met, and for that alone its worth its weight in.....hang about that metaphore doesn't work aarrg brain overload.....flump

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

hahaha oh my.

[songsofautumn.livejournal.com]

The internet: Pinacle of human ingenuity and creativity and the pinacle of human stupidity all rolled into one.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

THE INTERNET: WORSE THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS!

[bassmike.livejournal.com]

"IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES!"

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

SNORT

AL GORE INVENTED IT!

[peterbilt-47.livejournal.com]

I try to keep myself from reading internet comments, as I'm fairly sure it kills brain cells, and almost invariably makes me want to hurl The Billy Madison at everyone. But it is a spectacular train wreck and I cannot look away. Even though it destroys my faith in humanity and my soul dies a little each time I read.

Oh, god, help me.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Confessions of an Internet Fuckery Addict...

(I, too, try to avoid the comments. But then the siren call is just too hard tough to resist...)

[peadarog.livejournal.com]

"my seriously-compromised faith that humanity isn't, in fact, the mutant fruit of a union between hairless shit-flinging monkeys and braying chip-toothed jackasses"

Ah! It's easy to tell that today is poetry Tuesday...

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Howler monkeys are experts at Poetry(shit)Slam

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

"...are an affront to my sensibilities, my humor and my seriously-compromised faith that humanity isn't, in fact, the mutant fruit of a union between hairless shit-flinging monkeys and braying chip-toothed jackasses."

You mean we aren't?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Not yet. I have a tough carapace.

[bassmike.livejournal.com]

Give Strong Belwas whatever he wants.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

besides, you people are entertaining shit-flingers, and your dentition is impeccable.

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

You know, using LiveJournal with comments enabled to say "Fuck you, Web 2.0" is a little bit amusing. Shouldn't you be sending this by telegram?

In all seriousness, yes, YouTube comments truly contain the worst ramblings imaginable, the amount of racist, sexist, homophobic idiocy on display makes it clear humans are not in fact evolved or civilized. And we may in fact be devolving.

[balefont.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not devolving but more that the 'trash' are more likely to multiply (like rabbits) and thus there are more and more of them each year and they are 'watering' down the numbers of the more 'civilised' so that it seems as though we're walking backwards when in fact...

...we are.

o.0

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised half of America is even literate.

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

It is?

[niamhotoole.livejournal.com]

I protest on behalf of the jackasses.

[lany-cassandra.livejournal.com]

There are comments on you-tube?

I am torn between looking them up and being glad I can't access it from work.

[isis-newton.livejournal.com]

"u r a fag" almost always pops up in the first ten comments no matter what the video is for. Ah, what would we do without perpetual homophobia...