A Wholly Pwnd Subsidiary Of the SWEDES

[xraytheenforcer]

Yep, my company got bought by Bonnier, a Swedish multi-media company.

Comments

[hippoiathanatoi.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Everything is going to plan.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Ah, I *knew* you had something to do with it!!

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

Will your desks be replaced by modernish looking ones that you need to assemble yourself?

Will you get those nifty kneeler chairs?

And who gets to be St. Lucia??

[after-nightfall.livejournal.com]

And who gets to be St. Lucia??

LOL! :-D Inquiring minds want to know, Martha...

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I nominate the editor in chief.

[metzhead.livejournal.com]

doh! you stole my Ikea reference.

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's Ikea. There's enough to go around! :)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I'd love a new desk...

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

Then you'd better invest in a decent allen wrench. The ones they give you suck ass.

[sacredwombat.livejournal.com]

Nude sunbathing on the lawn!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

oh. oh my. LOL.

[rudbekia.livejournal.com]

You will need to change your current icon to someone more fitting.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

There can be only one:

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

(that's Yngwie Malmsteen, for all you non-metalheads. Heh.)

[rudbekia.livejournal.com]

See, I knew I didn't even have to suggest him. He did a masterclass here last year.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE COOLEST THING, EVAR!!

[icemannorth.livejournal.com]

Swedes? You know what this means? Vodka will replace all other sorts of liquor at the company parties. Enjoy! ;)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

or the akvavit.

[icemannorth.livejournal.com]

I believe aquevite is more Danish/Norwegian than Swedish. Absolut Bonnier would certainly prefer if you drank vodka. Vodka is one of your favourite drinks isn't it? ;)

[metzhead.livejournal.com]

hey X- here's your new boss:

http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/anna/bot.html','242','600'

wonder if that will work..

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[zollo-the-fat.livejournal.com]

Duh, anyone referring to IKEA as Ikea deserves to be bought up by a Swedish company. N00bs.

[jonsiron.livejournal.com]

new job title, new bosses....time for a face lift and pedicure!