"You Are Being Shagged By A Rare Parrot"

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A zoologist finds himself the object of desire of a kakapo, a critically endangered New Zealand parrot, to the great amusement of Stephen Fry.

Comments

[hey-its-michael.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. lol

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

It definitely brightened my day.

[weaklingrecords.livejournal.com]

"Do you want to have a go?"
"I think I'll pass, actually..."

I enjoyed this video.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

[luzisrighthand.livejournal.com]

The zoologist did not appear to be very happy.
However it's certainly a plus if the person who laughs at your misfortune is an awesome comedian.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

That's what happens when the parrot forgets about the foreplay. ;-)

[hereward77.livejournal.com]

You have to say, the parrot has a certain style.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I think it should be an official BwB Mating Dance.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I also think you should grow sideburns like the parrot's. You'll look smashing!

[joansies.livejournal.com]

I think I completely lost it at "Look, he's so happy!" BAHAHAHAHA.

He really DID look happy. XD

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

He did indeed. The zoologist, not so much. Hahahaha.

[stegoking.livejournal.com]

Mounting from behind and throwing hay makers to the face... I think this parrot has been to prison.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. quite possibly.

[terraprime.livejournal.com]

The parrot has a great sense of rhythm, I must say. Could use a bit of variation in tempo, but all together not a bad effort. Not at all!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

A good man is simply getting harder and harder to find. There are now only 125 of them left in the world.

[skylarkthered.livejournal.com]

Hmm, mistaking a zoologist for an attractive female parrot...maybe this is why they are endangered? :p

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

:p

Alas, the blame goes to domestic and feral cats, dogs and feral mustelids. :(

[hereward77.livejournal.com]

"Feral mustalids"? Is that another way of saying New Zealanders?

[hippoiathanatoi.livejournal.com]

We had the same thought.

[scriva.livejournal.com]

I'm swaying between thinking "ouch" and laughing. Parrots are the shit.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Indeed, they are. Even when they're trying to shag your ears.

[isis-newton.livejournal.com]

Awesome. My absolute favourite thing was the sneaky-sneaky stalking action which preceded the pounce. As if it was being oh-so-subtle and nobody had noticed it's approach.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Clearly this parrot has been to a World Con.