Best Random Advert Evar

[xraytheenforcer]

It was one of those flyers you see taped to lamp-posts: A single piece of paper, with a strip of "tear-off" phone number flaps.

NEED TO WHACK SOMEBODY??
(Lovers, Business Partners, Insurance Frauds...)

Comments

[eefster.livejournal.com]

Did you take it to put up in your cubicle, next to the Leg O' Doom?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Funny you ask -- I just went back and harvested the ad. hahaha.

[eefster.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Here's the summary from Google: WARNING: This site contains everything your Parents hate, everything the Church preaches against, everything the System fears...Enjoy!

Plus, run by a guy named Vittorio, how could you possibly go wrong?!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Indeed. BTW, the ad is right underneath the Leg O' Doom (LoD is sitting atop my book shelf).

[luzisrighthand.livejournal.com]

lol-argh(I should not lol when I got a cough.)

You should call:"I got a rather long list here, got an email address?"

[zoeiona.livejournal.com]

You should call:"I got a rather long list here, got an email address?"

I like this plan!

[williamjm.livejournal.com]

You should call:"I got a rather long list here, got an email address?"

I wonder if you get a bulk discount if you want multiple people whacked? 'Assassinate Two, Get One Free', or something like that?

[the-corbie.livejournal.com]

If you need to whack somebody, dear, you have a list of available contacts who'll do it as a personal favour. ;)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Need to put those swords to use, I see.

[lady-shadowlily.livejournal.com]

Oh my...I wonder what you'd get if you called the number?

[the-corbie.livejournal.com]

I wondered also. So I googled 'whacking service'. And I got... this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrjvIGY0RDw

[luzisrighthand.livejournal.com]

When I googled the pantless knights I found this video on their website.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w4HFoYqCA6g

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

alas, the URL goes to the website of an artist.

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

I had a look at the "artwork" and am now convinced that the site really is for having someone whacked. It's genius! You order the "painting" that best depicts the method of disposal you desire, specify a delivery date and place and there you go. The painting arrives when the deed is done.

[goovery.livejournal.com]

This economy makes an entrepreneur out of everyone... even Joey, that big guy from down the block.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

*ha*

[maltaran.livejournal.com]

Do they work in South Africa? There's a guy out in Johannesburg who's been really annoying me today.

[peadarog.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous. Next, you'll be paying some chancer to wash your dishes for you or mow your lawn. People these days have too much disposable income. We used to have to handle this kind of thing ourselves.

[makotohanabi.livejournal.com]

That's so funny. Though it might be easier to give them a list of people to *not* whack. Maybe it seems that way some days.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Just what I need! *furiously typing list*

[fenryng.livejournal.com]

The disadvantage to this is that one is deprived of the joy of whacking the person or persons themselves.

Not to mention the fact that if you actually have to pay someone to whack someone, the money trail will lead back to you. This will cause legal complications towards staying out of prison.

Annoying details, no?