Well, If You Say So...

[xraytheenforcer]

"Jesus, Martha. What are you even doing here? You should be at home doing bong rips!"
--- My boss, upon hearing the full story of my medical saga. I went to work yesterday to get revise memos back to a couple of my features writers.

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[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bong+rip

(basically, using a modified water pipe to smoke a lot of marijuana all at once. AKA as a "bong hit.")

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong