Gods help me

[xraytheenforcer]

Going through internship applications is really exhausting.

Comments

[tenalpia.livejournal.com]

*sends whisky, chocolate and oatcakes*

on the bright side - it's Friday :D

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Slush pile Friday!

[arya.livejournal.com]

Hey wait, I wanna apply for an internship!

[terraprime.livejournal.com]

I suggest 1d20.

[zakalwe7.livejournal.com]

ba-jing! exactly!!!

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the sort of work one can do with a little liquid fuel to help ease the pain. *offers glass*

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

What you want in an intern is a high drgree of willingness to suck up to you and become your minion.

The question is, how do you determine such qualities from a mere application?

[litechick.livejournal.com]

I made a pretty bad choice the only time I ever officially hired someone. Do your best but don't sweat it--hard to tell who's an asswipe on short acquaintence.

My lesson: don't ignore your instincts.

[fenryng.livejournal.com]

"So, tell me, what do have for one of your goals in life?"

"The....the perfect, all-over tan!"

"Riiiiiiight. We'll call you."

:-)