Slothful Aftermath

All glory to the 4-day weekend. Sloth yesterday, sloth today. Likely sloth tomorrow. Trying to put together an Amazon wishlist and feeling frustrated and sullied. Fuck consumerism. All I want out of the holidays are some nice colored lights in trees and some eggnog.

ETA: Amazon keeps trying to sell me Yngwie Malmsteen records. Odd.

Dear Trumpet Player Next Door

Go fuck yourself. Preferably whilst dying in a fire.