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When Bad Books ATTACK
Aug. 26th, 2008 08:09 amOh. My. Gods.
While I was purging the bookshelves, I ran across a mmpb that someone shoved in my hands at NY ComiCon. It is one of the cheesiest, worst-written books I've ever read. It's AWESOMELY BAD. Or maybe BADLY AWESOME. No, it's both.
Here is the premise, sketched helpfully in pop-culture detritus: Driving Miss Buffy Mars the Sex Elf Slayer.
Yes. We have a Buffy (we're talking the movie Buffy, not SMG), who happens to be from Podunk, Georgia, investigating the murder of her sister. In Ireland. But she's being pursued by Fae with sex magic. Fae who make human women so crazed for hot, throbbing elf cock that they screw themselves into an early grave. And she has to kill these Sidhe Sex Demons to save the world. Yes, good people, this might be the book of my warped, filthy, pestilent dreams.
In any case, I am only half-way through the book. Our Barbie-Buffy hero has had to (horror!) cut her long hair and dye it dark brown and look all sultry because...well, I'm not really sure. Something about "disguise" but that's just a lie. It's because good blonde girls do not chase elf cock. Slutty brunettes, however, gag for it. I look forward to the shuddering clima...er...denouement of this literary wonder.
While I was purging the bookshelves, I ran across a mmpb that someone shoved in my hands at NY ComiCon. It is one of the cheesiest, worst-written books I've ever read. It's AWESOMELY BAD. Or maybe BADLY AWESOME. No, it's both.
Here is the premise, sketched helpfully in pop-culture detritus: Driving Miss Buffy Mars the Sex Elf Slayer.
Yes. We have a Buffy (we're talking the movie Buffy, not SMG), who happens to be from Podunk, Georgia, investigating the murder of her sister. In Ireland. But she's being pursued by Fae with sex magic. Fae who make human women so crazed for hot, throbbing elf cock that they screw themselves into an early grave. And she has to kill these Sidhe Sex Demons to save the world. Yes, good people, this might be the book of my warped, filthy, pestilent dreams.
In any case, I am only half-way through the book. Our Barbie-Buffy hero has had to (horror!) cut her long hair and dye it dark brown and look all sultry because...well, I'm not really sure. Something about "disguise" but that's just a lie. It's because good blonde girls do not chase elf cock. Slutty brunettes, however, gag for it. I look forward to the shuddering clima...er...denouement of this literary wonder.