I. Am. A. SUCKER! Math-pocalypse Now!

For our April issue, we're doing a short feature on the Hardest Questions in Science. Sounds nifty, right? Well, thanks to Doug's Big Mouf (he's the one who came up with the idea), I pitched that the Riemann Hypothesis (phrased as "Are there patterns to prime numbers?") is the math question we should include. I even said something to the effect of "Fuck the Neanderthals. Fuck space travel. Fuck the Heaviest Elements!!! If only one of my questions gets used, then Riemann it must be!!" I even pounded my fist on the table for emphasis.

So guess which fucking editor has to write the section on the Riemann Hypothesis? No, not the physicist. Nope, not the freelancer. Me. Me in all my math-tarded glory.

Fuck.