Revolution!

[xraytheenforcer]

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac

ETA: Link for the curious. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

Comments

[alanashinean.livejournal.com]

I for one welcome our new poodle overlords.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I bet they are in league with the Canada Geese. Treacherous bastards, the lot of 'em.

[alanashinean.livejournal.com]

What happens when they begin to mate?

What happens when they begin to mate?

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Really bad furry porn, that's what.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Entertainment that makes you embarrassed to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Geese CAN be nasty and aggressive. Don't mess with birds!



I refuse to fear poodles, however. Hunter would take 'em.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I dunno -- that poodle might be psychotic

[arya.livejournal.com]

"Maltese poodle"? Ain't no such thing. From the photo that is clearly a miniature poodle and has no Maltese blood. I must start a Maltese anti-defamation league immediately to combat this bad press....

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

It's Fox News -- we're lucky they didn't describe it as a "Maltese Kodiak bear"

But yes, you must defend your dog's honor!!

[makotohanabi.livejournal.com]

The country immediately surrendered to the poodle?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

While eating cheese, no less.

[rudbekia.livejournal.com]

Great headline!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

We've been chuckling about it all morning.

[rudbekia.livejournal.com]

I cannot read all the comments here without actually laughing out loud. Clearly you know your audience.

[lacyintx.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

The headline is so great that I am afraid if I actually READ the story it will just be a let down. :p

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I see you've included your Death Schnauzer in the fray!

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Karma's a poodle.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Karma: The innocuous peril. Hah.

[telluridegeek.livejournal.com]

I wonder what kind of wine goes with poodle. Or with Chirac, for that matter. Chirac shiraz?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

"This wine has the subtle taste of blood."

[telluridegeek.livejournal.com]

Now we know what happens when you mix alcohol with anti-depressants.

[peadarog.livejournal.com]

More fox news rubbish. Enough of this anti-poodalism. We should be talking to them. Without preconditions.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

YES WE CAN!

[limecat-lotn.livejournal.com]

Poodles are vicious.

This one sounds a lot like my parent's teacup poodle.

He received a few threatening letters from those pansies at Canada Post. The UPS guy refuses to go to their house. All the others dogs on the street fear him (Labs, Retrievers, Schnauzers, a Doberman ...). It really is quite sad.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

but not the Limecat, I hope.