Random purchase of the week

[xraytheenforcer]

We've already used this in a cocktail we believe we'll call the "Stannis."

Comments

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha.
when drinking the Stannis, does one experience a sudden, inexorable tightening of the ass?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Yes. And a nearly overpowering feeling of self-righteousness. the rhubarb bitters help give you the proper look of sour disdain.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha, that is awesome.

BTW, it's too bad Fen doesn't drink. He loves rhubarb, AND Stannis is one of his favorite characters.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Well, we can devise a Virgin Stannis.

Heh.

[terraprime.livejournal.com]

Must have cherry in it, then?

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Yes, a cherry would be perfect!

[eefster.livejournal.com]

Can we get him his very own shark glass to bring to BwB events? :p

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

http://www.shop.com/Shark_infested_Pilsner_Glasses_Set_of_4-26907383-p!.shtml

;-P

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

lemon and cherry garnish. :)

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

I loled for real.

(I don't feel like acting my age today.)

[stubbycarey.livejournal.com]

Hmmm

I'm having a vision of Apple Schnapps mixed with this and cream.

And I seriously hope that the good brothers that make this stuff don't have a surname that begins with 'P'. I can't quite make it out....

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

harrrrr. It's "Fee" brothers, with an "F." You charlatan.

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

Ah, the Fiery Heart himself. Though that little picture at the top of the bottle is definitely not how I ever pictured him.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bartenders never look angry enough to be Stannis.