Dirty Limerick Thursday

[xraytheenforcer]

Play rugby with shrimp and you'll die
She's kung-fu and vicious and spry,
She's quite the enforcer,
Mr. X won't divorce her,
He'd be dead in the blink of an eye.
-- peadarog

Comments

[after-nightfall.livejournal.com]

Are you too sexy for this LJ now that you have a real writer writing you dirty limericks?

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[peadarog.livejournal.com]

But it's not dirty! Unless 'rugby' is a code word, of course...

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Well, it has hookers, don't it?! ;)

[bazzlebane.livejournal.com]

Rugby CAN be a codeword. In the right circles.

In any case, I heartily endorse this limerick.

[ildrinn.livejournal.com]

Awesome! :D

[knightofredempt.livejournal.com]

Now I've heard it said, and its true
That a shrimp when threatend spits poo
Not any old poo
No that wouldn't do
Yes you've guessed, its the monkeys that best

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Jesus, leave it to another Irishman to outdo the first.

hahahahaha.

[litechick.livejournal.com]

My BFF an I made limericks for each other in college.

I'll share hers but not mine. :)

There once was a girl named ___elle,
She was certain to go to hell,
She fucked a few guys and told them some lies,
and then she said.....fuck 'em.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I, of course, do not resemble that limerick in any way, shape or form.

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

I'm very jealous.

Very.