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xraytheenforcer ([personal profile] xraytheenforcer) wrote2006-06-07 11:08 pm
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Apartment Hunting Sux, Take One + a Drink

I fucking hate searching for apartments. And I hate being backed into a corner. Bah. Might as well say "I hate life," because the NYC rental market is a fucking bloodbath.

No cocktail can possibly rate. So fuck that poncy shit.

1 shot glass
1 bottle Kentucky bourbon.

measure bourbon into glass. drink. wince. curse the shitty housing stock and contemplate moving to Yonkers, then berate yourself for thinking such blasphemous thoughts. Repeat.