Apartment Hunting Sux, Take One + a Drink

[xraytheenforcer]

I fucking hate searching for apartments. And I hate being backed into a corner. Bah. Might as well say "I hate life," because the NYC rental market is a fucking bloodbath.

No cocktail can possibly rate. So fuck that poncy shit.

1 shot glass
1 bottle Kentucky bourbon.

measure bourbon into glass. drink. wince. curse the shitty housing stock and contemplate moving to Yonkers, then berate yourself for thinking such blasphemous thoughts. Repeat.

Comments

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Nobody puts baby into a corner!

[miss-del.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to imagine rent in NYC. blah.
For what it is worth, good luck in your search.

[uberneedle.livejournal.com]

Sounds horrible.

G'luck with the apartment hunting.

[catrionamacnair.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Good luck.

Your cocktail reminds me of a recipe for something that is either soup or cake and that I have in a book called 'Cooking in Chemistry'. It basically consists of trying to cook while 'sampling' a total of 1 bottle of wine and some sherry, the yield being one pot of inedible food and a hangover. If that cheers you up, I can scan it and send it to you, if you want.

All the best.

[kama-police.livejournal.com]

I never had kentucky bourbon. I think.

[isis-newton.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the hunting. :(

[pippingeek.livejournal.com]

ouch. i wish there were some way i could help - should i send you some of my absinthe?