He's big!
He's red!
His feet stick out of bed!
PETER CROUCH!
-- Patrick (
ailiergauche)
OK you dweeby Yurpeen songmeisters, the gauntlet has been thrown. Make up a ditty, poem, slag-off or cat-call for your "favorite" Man U or Milan player. We can all sing along as each yellow card, dive, offsides and dodgy tackle comes rolling off the pitch.

(or just make fun of those you hate. I'm all for that, too)
He's red!
His feet stick out of bed!
PETER CROUCH!
-- Patrick (
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OK you dweeby Yurpeen songmeisters, the gauntlet has been thrown. Make up a ditty, poem, slag-off or cat-call for your "favorite" Man U or Milan player. We can all sing along as each yellow card, dive, offsides and dodgy tackle comes rolling off the pitch.
(or just make fun of those you hate. I'm all for that, too)