The shit I do for money!
I gotta prepare a 5-course gourmet meal tomorrow night. The caveat: I'll get paid over a thousand bills for the article I write about the experience afterward. The hitch: I gotta set myself up for failure by picking really time-dependent or finicky dishes for the entire thing. Like, blinis and souffle and duck.
Lemon Drop
1.5 oz vodka
3/4 oz lemon juice
1 tsp sugar
Shake over ice, strain into a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. Get blind drunk with cousins you only see once a year.
I gotta prepare a 5-course gourmet meal tomorrow night. The caveat: I'll get paid over a thousand bills for the article I write about the experience afterward. The hitch: I gotta set myself up for failure by picking really time-dependent or finicky dishes for the entire thing. Like, blinis and souffle and duck.
Lemon Drop
1.5 oz vodka
3/4 oz lemon juice
1 tsp sugar
Shake over ice, strain into a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. Get blind drunk with cousins you only see once a year.