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xraytheenforcer) wrote2006-06-15 11:08 am
xraytheenforcer) wrote2006-06-15 11:08 am
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Apartment Hunting Misery Part 2 + Tequila Avoidance Therapy
Still nowhere to live. 15 days until Homelessness. We look at 2 1 places tonight -- maybe we'll get lucky? (Just got a call that one of the places has just been rented. Fuckers.)
Also, am formally swearing off tequila for the remainder of my life. I don't know what it is about that stuff, but I was wrecked from Tuesday night's outing (going away party for a colleague). Nothing says "Teh Sux" like dry heaves on the subway.
Tequila Avoidance Therapy
(aka Classic Margarita)
2 oz silver tequila
1 1/3 oz cointreau
2/3 oz fresh squeezed lime juice
Shake over ice. Strain into glass. Walk into bathroom and pour the margarita into the toilet. (this cuts out the middle-man, you, from having to gestate the margarita for a few hours -- embarrassing yourself in the process -- before relinquishing the drink to its fate in the sewers of your home town). Flush. Twice. Curl up asleep on the cool, cool tiles until morning.
Also, am formally swearing off tequila for the remainder of my life. I don't know what it is about that stuff, but I was wrecked from Tuesday night's outing (going away party for a colleague). Nothing says "Teh Sux" like dry heaves on the subway.
Tequila Avoidance Therapy
(aka Classic Margarita)
2 oz silver tequila
1 1/3 oz cointreau
2/3 oz fresh squeezed lime juice
Shake over ice. Strain into glass. Walk into bathroom and pour the margarita into the toilet. (this cuts out the middle-man, you, from having to gestate the margarita for a few hours -- embarrassing yourself in the process -- before relinquishing the drink to its fate in the sewers of your home town). Flush. Twice. Curl up asleep on the cool, cool tiles until morning.
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I did the same thing in an email to a potential landlord. In the same sentence I mentioned I was an editor, and also missed a very obvious possessive. Ah well, blame it on work fatigue.