Jan. 6th, 2012 10:14 am
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While I don't plan on giving up cooking, I would be happy to visit the yellow-billed magpies every month.

In 2012, xraytheenforcer resolves to...
Get back in contact with some old gay rights.
Learn to play the pro-choice.
Give up cooking.
Find a better lesbianism.
Spend more time with my antaeus.
Go to the yellow-billed magpies every month.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Date: 2012-01-06 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
While you should spend more time with your Antaeus and go to the yellow-billed magpies every month - I do agree giving up cooking would be a mistake. My version of this meme ended up being super-hilarious actually -
In 2012, dionysus_petals resolves to...
Eat more bauhaus.
Spend less time on spider-man.
Keep my madonna clean.
Tell my family about bats.
Give up whining.
Take jadedshock reading.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Date: 2012-01-06 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Three of those are actually pretty excellent resolutions (keeping my Madonna clean, telling my family about bats and giving up whining).

Date: 2012-01-06 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Date: 2012-01-06 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I really enjoy the image of you explaining bats to your mom.

"But Mindaaaaaay, why ah you tellin' me this?"

Date: 2012-01-06 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ha. Definitely don't give up cooking. I'm not going to follow all of my resolutions, either. (Cut down on reading?? Two chances!)

Cut down on my reading.
Take balefont singing.
Give up torch singers.
Cut down to ten languages a day.
Spend more time with my movies.
Learn to play the opera.

Date: 2012-01-06 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Cut down on torch singers? Aw hell no.

Date: 2012-01-06 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why, dare I ask, does a better lesbianism need to be found? And what is involved in making it better in the first place? Inquiring minds want to know!

Date: 2012-01-06 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This are even funnier if, like me, you never list any interests on your LJ account:

Ask my boss for a balefont.
Go to the luzisrighthands every month.
Start a xraytheenforcer fund.
Go to eefster every Sunday.
Admit my true feelings to zollo_the_fat.
Learn to play the stubbycarey.

So, looks like I'm starting a fund for you, lol!

Date: 2012-01-06 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I will be sure to have dinner ready for you!

Date: 2012-01-07 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks! I can already see that you're a gracious hostess!

Date: 2012-01-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ask my boss for a balefont.
You should so do this, just to see CBL's reaction.

It'd be even better if Alison was nearby in ninja mode to answer the inevitable "What's a balefont?" question.

Date: 2012-01-07 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
CBL does need a dose of Alison in ninja mode in the worst way.

Date: 2012-01-06 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Confront my fear of Tom Robbins, or give up cycling. I don't know what would be harder.

Date: 2012-01-07 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, this is funny!

Apparently in 2012 my resolutions are to
Buy new westeros.
Overcome my secret fear of charlaine harris.
Find a new wot.
Pay for my cats on time.
Be nicer to space_bandito.
Learn to play the grrm.

Date: 2012-01-07 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Mine came out so funny :) See my post. I found better lesbainism over the new year and I heartily recommend it :)

Date: 2012-01-07 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
GAH something didnt work and it ate my post I I have to shower now - later. But the first thing was - Eat more ( insert Julie's LJ name here ) HAHAHAHAHAHA. I thought so.

Date: 2012-01-08 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The only one I remember of mine was "eat more books". :p


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