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[xraytheenforcer]

Riding the 6 train during rush hour is like being crushed by Satan's own asshole. Gods, I hate that train.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_narcissa_/]

:) I took the 6 many a time during rush hour...but it to and from the Bronx. Equally crowded as I remember more often than not being crushed up against the door for the better part of the journey.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

today, it was a slightly zaftig woman with a tubercular cough. Oh gods.

...like being crushed by Satan's own asshole.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Wow, ASS indeed!

However, you truly have a gift when it comes to coining a phrase. Have I mentioned that lately?

Re: ...like being crushed by Satan's own asshole.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

That's why they pay me the big bucks... wait.

Re: ...like being crushed by Satan's own asshole.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

D'oh!

Never do the math! This applies to anything that makes one think too much about income or age.

[bornfaceless.livejournal.com]

hehe yes! That describes an underground train at rush hour precisely! This is one thing I don't miss here in San Diego ;) Sure, we have a significant portion of the country's homeless sharing the bus with us, but at least it never gets too crowded or the window too far away :p

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's tough to imagine the inside of Satan's bowels to look like the San Diego scenery. ;-)

[beerdiablo.livejournal.com]

Satan's Asshole put out some good albums but really the earlier
material was the best...

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of Satan, I looked up *asshole* on MA and found satanasshole. I cannot wait to get my hands on some of this music. The lyrics for "665" are delightful:

When I was 665
I had a normal life
House a cat a pretty wife
Uniform and tie
I lived to work, loved fashion style

[...]

Now that I am 666
Stapler pierces all my skin
Dip the pen in bloody ink
Falsifying the balance sheets
Underdesktop secretaries
Make my day un-ordinary
Spend my time on porno site
Now that I am 6 3 times

Now that I am 6 3 times
I got an open freaky mind
Dressed in black, farts of fire
I feel a hell inside
Each day is lunatic
Happiness in being sick
Egocentric random style
‘cause I am 6 3 times

[...]

Don’t forget to feed the cat
Don’t forget to feed the cat
Don’t forget to feed the cat

…or he’ll eat you!

[bornfaceless.livejournal.com]

O.o this is amazing

[angalin.livejournal.com]

You are the Tina Fey of science.