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Riding the 6 train during rush hour is like being crushed by Satan's own asshole. Gods, I hate that train.

Date: 2011-12-15 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_narcissa_/
:) I took the 6 many a time during rush hour...but it to and from the Bronx. Equally crowded as I remember more often than not being crushed up against the door for the better part of the journey.

Date: 2011-12-15 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com
today, it was a slightly zaftig woman with a tubercular cough. Oh gods.

...like being crushed by Satan's own asshole.

Date: 2011-12-15 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regina-of-york.livejournal.com
Wow, ASS indeed!

However, you truly have a gift when it comes to coining a phrase. Have I mentioned that lately?
From: [identity profile] regina-of-york.livejournal.com
D'oh!

Never do the math! This applies to anything that makes one think too much about income or age.

Date: 2011-12-15 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornfaceless.livejournal.com
hehe yes! That describes an underground train at rush hour precisely! This is one thing I don't miss here in San Diego ;) Sure, we have a significant portion of the country's homeless sharing the bus with us, but at least it never gets too crowded or the window too far away :p

Date: 2011-12-15 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com
Yes. It's tough to imagine the inside of Satan's bowels to look like the San Diego scenery. ;-)

Date: 2011-12-15 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beerdiablo.livejournal.com
Satan's Asshole put out some good albums but really the earlier
material was the best...

Date: 2011-12-15 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com
In the spirit of Satan, I looked up *asshole* on MA and found satanasshole. I cannot wait to get my hands on some of this music. The lyrics for "665" are delightful:

When I was 665
I had a normal life
House a cat a pretty wife
Uniform and tie
I lived to work, loved fashion style

[...]

Now that I am 666
Stapler pierces all my skin
Dip the pen in bloody ink
Falsifying the balance sheets
Underdesktop secretaries
Make my day un-ordinary
Spend my time on porno site
Now that I am 6 3 times

Now that I am 6 3 times
I got an open freaky mind
Dressed in black, farts of fire
I feel a hell inside
Each day is lunatic
Happiness in being sick
Egocentric random style
‘cause I am 6 3 times

[...]

Don’t forget to feed the cat
Don’t forget to feed the cat
Don’t forget to feed the cat

…or he’ll eat you!

Date: 2011-12-16 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornfaceless.livejournal.com
O.o this is amazing

Date: 2011-12-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angalin.livejournal.com
You are the Tina Fey of science.

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