2006-06-02

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2006-06-02 12:29 pm
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The Intelligent Designer Speaks About His Creation + A Godly Drink

In a crushing blow to those jackanapes who believe that complexity could (just maybe) be a natural result of our beautiful, chaotic universe and not the creation of an all-powerful cosmic industrial engineer, the Intelligent Designer Himself speaks!

Favorite quote on creating a Universe: "Yeah it was expensive. I had to write a grant!"

To ease the sting of Darwin's defeat, a drink:

El Diablo
2 oz. tequila
0.75 oz. creme de cassis
1 lime wedge
ginger ale

Build drink over ice in a collins glass: add tequila and creme de cassis first, then top off with ginger ale. Add squirt of lime and then drop lime wedge into glass. Throw drink at nearest Intelligent Designer, then read a book -- any reputable science book -- on Evo-Devo, or spend time reading the excellent blog Pharyngula.