I'm not trying to bash your taste in drinks but to this day I do not understand Gibsons. They're basically martinis with cocktail onions instead of olives and I mentally lump those who order them into the same people who order Cape Cods (vodka + cranberry) and Cuba Libres (rum & coke with a lime): people who like to flash around fancy names for no good reason and look kind of silly. What is the deal with Gibsons? Why do people order them?